No sooner do I wax poetic about the joys of working does the PERFECT job opportunity present itself. There is a new job opening at the Museum of Science and Industry here in Chicago. They are looking for someone to spend 30 nights in a cubicle. Essentially, they want someone to be a display. You have to blog and tweet about your experience. You get to live here:
There is no television, but I would imagine you would have a computer, so that would really solve that problem. Can you say Hulu? Besides, all I would really need is the complete NCIS DVD collection.
This really sounds like heaven on earth. 30 days, no responsibilities, oh and not to mention the $10k. I could catch up on my sleep. Just think of the knitting I could get done. Sadly, you can only bring 2 suitcases, would that be enough for all my yarn?
There is some pesky mention of tasks I would have to do during the day. How annoying is that, I mean really, if you are going to interrupt my quiet time with tasks, how will I knit 30 pairs of socks in 30 days?
Now, if I could only find someone to take care of the kids... this sure would solve a lot of our financial problems.