Wow, I am almost on time. Don't let the shock kill you. Our topic is to put ourselves in the shoes or paws of another person/beast. So here we go...
I was reading in Wiley's notes that if you cannot keep the animals out of the yard you have to write the letters. I am not entirely sure what that means, but I heard that you wanted me to write you a letter, so I am doing that.
The tall man is home. He hired me to manage office security, respond to emails and generally help out. It is pretty boring and all he does all day is blah, blah, blah on the phone and type stuff. I thought I was supposed to respond to the emails, but he isn't ready to give me that responsibility. I am doing really well at keeping the kids out of his office though. I rock at that.
It seems that they won't feed me here, so I have to eat the food out of the bowl. OUT OF THE BOWL!!! I can't believe the horror, but I am starving, so I have submitted to this travesty. The notes left by Wiley, said that the people here are sort of eccentric. I am guessing this is one of those eccentricities.
I am also guessing keeping the rabbits out of the yard is another one of them. Have you seen the size of the rabbits? They are bigger than me. I don't care that I have sharp teeth, I understand those things are mean and have sharp claws. NO way am I chasing one. I am staying here on the couch where it is comfy.
Your mother keeps threatening to eat me. Something about roasted dog for dinner and there being a yorkie cook book. I am thinking that the yorkie cook book talks about how to cook for me, not how to cook me. She is making me nuts. I keep trying to push her out of the bed in hopes she will break her neck.
Speaking of the little kids, they keep playing this game called Capture the Dog. I let them win, they think it is the greatest thing to catch me. Let me be perfectly clear, if I didn't want them to catch me, they couldn't. They also throw foxy and my bone, I do enjoy a good game of fetch. It really is fun.
Other than getting a lot of grief about not keeping the rabbits out of the yard, making me eat out of the bowl and trying to cook me, I guess things are going ok. I have hope you are having fun! I am tired now, I need a nap.