Thursday, February 16, 2012

The voices in my head

Our topic for today is to share a funny valentine story.  I am going to share with you the voices in my head.

Oh, great, you come up with a topic and then you don't have anything to say about it.  That is great, just great.

Be quiet, I can't think with all your nagging about my topic idea.  Just be quiet.

Fine, I will but you won't come up with anything.  Oh, wait what about that time when Bob got a Valentine from one of the female managers at one of the stores he was visiting.  You said that you might laugh about that one day.

I am not there yet.  I still do not find it funny for a woman to send a valentine to another woman's husband.  I mean really.  I know that she thought it was an office address and that I would not pick it up from the mail with a four month old baby screaming like a banshee in the back of the car.  With the extra baby weight still hanging on my middle.

Seriously, your freak out was pretty funny.  I mean you were crazy pissed off.

Too soon.

Fine, it is your topic and you have to come up with something.... and you can't.

What about....

What about nothing.  You got nothing.

How about the time that my BFF and I got all dressed in black and put a single red rose in the locker of my true love?  I think we laughed about that a lot.  I mean we snuck into the locker bay with the cover of night.  We even lied to my parents about where we were going and drove over there late at night so we could put the rose in his locker so it would be the first thing he saw on Valentine's morning.  It was fun.  We still talk about that caper today.  I think the black ski masks were over kill, but it added to the ambiance of the event.  We got pie afterwards at the all night diner.

See you got... oh crap, you came up with something.


Want to see what the other ladies have to say?  Check them out at: Froggie, Momarock, and Merrylandgirl

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