Underwear

A recent news story tells about a town that requires all employees to wear deoderant and underwear. The Mayor takes has an issue with the required underwear ruling, "I find that a little restrictive. How do you police that?" Upon hearing the tail end of this story, so missing the name of the town, this reporter is interviewing Sam about his thoughts on this new found information.

An interview with Sam:

What do you think about this rule, requiring one to wear underwear? Not good.

Would you like to live in the town that requires you to wear underwear? NO

Why not? Because I don't like underwear.

Why don't you like underwear? It is itchy.

If you were Mayor would you change the rule about wearing underwear? yeah, Mom are we done with this it is boring.

Sam leaves the room to figure out what he wants to do, currently wearing underwear.

'Till next time. This reporter is signing out.

Forgot about the underwear

So, here is the scene, we are at the library listening to a children's musician. As these things go, this group was alright, Macaroni Soup if your interested in checking them out. Anyway one of the songs had some audience participation, the kids had to get up and dance based on what they were wearing. We were sitting near the front.

"Everyone wearing blue jeans" Sam couldn't get up and dance, he was wearing khakis.

"Everyone wearing white socks" Sam couldn't get up and dance, he wasn't wearing any socks. Joys of fur lined crocks.

"Everyone wearing underwear" Sam couldn't get up and dance, he wasn't wearing underwear. This was not a shocker for me, but the lady singing was a little surprised, that was her one thing to get everyone up! Sam is a fan of being commando...

"Ok, everyone with a belly button, everyone has a belly button, so everyone can get up a dance." She said this, while looking straight at Sam.

We all danced!!